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All-Animals-Are-Pettable-Some-Only-Once Card

$13.50
  • All-Animals-Are-Pettable-Some-Only-Once Card by looune
All-Animals-Are-Pettable-Some-Only-Once Card by looune
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A funny animal lover design with a darkly humorous twist: “All Animals Are Pettable, Some Only Once.” Perfect for people who love animals, appreciate clever humor, and aren't afraid of a little edgy comedy.This playful quote makes a great choice for animal lovers, pet owners, funny nature fans, and anyone who enjoys sarcastic or dark humor. Perfect for everyday wear, funny gifts, animal-themed gatherings, or anyone with a unique sense of humor.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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Welcome to Boring Shirt where ordinary gets a little more interesting. We create original T-shirts and apparel for people who appreciate dry humor, clever ideas, minimalist designs, and a good dose of sarcasm. From everyday thoughts to oddly specific moods, our designs are made to be simple, wearable, and just the right amount of boring. No unnecessary hype. No complicated messages. Just shirts with personality. We Make Boring, Boring.
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